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December 13, 2011
A good thing about colder weather in the northern climes — these are months with "R" in them, which means oysters are in season! In truth, they are safe to eat all year, but they aren't spawning when the water is cold, so they are fat and sweet ... this most famous of the purported aphrodisiacs should be the mascot of the 'Hut! After all, we hope to spawn tales of love and intimacy and sex ... and some good oyster recipes, too. Bon appetit, no matter what your preferred appetites or the way you need to be sated.

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Jedi Submissive Ta'tan'ia
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X / Slash (f/f) Ta'tan'ia is a Twi'lek, and you know what they say about the sexual proclivities of that species ... and combine that in Bethany Handcuff's "Imperial Prostitute" universe, and there is going to be a lot of sexual breaches and hungers, along with Jedi vs Imperials machinations. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Pleasure & Pain
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Epilogue
by Kidan
Rated PG Freed from the embrace of pain, Anakin is given a mission and Lumiya makes sure he has someting to lose. And given that she's managed to raise Anakin from the dead already, what's the worst she could do? The concluding chapters to this story thread! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
CO2
by Diana deRiggs
Rated PG-13 Leia can't become involved with Han ... nor with Luke. It's about who she is; her whole life, she's been trained to love the galaxy, not just ONE man. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Dance of Union
by Kidan
Rated PG Being joined with the Killik nest actually gave some joiners a sense of belonging and support that they missed when they became separated. He and others have to find other ways — as individuals — to join ... GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Emperor's Hand
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R You can be the Hand willingly, or have it forced upon you. And if you already are the Hand, there is a strong desire to stay loyal, too. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Mos Eisley Classic Race
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R The likes of Jabba like to make sure he gets a bargain in any deal, by making the cost to you higher than comfortable. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
A Promise is a Promise
by Diana deRiggs
Rated PG-13 If she makes you promise, is that ever open to (aggressive) negotiation? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Rogue Hazing
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG-13 To become a member of the team, hazing gives a person the opportunity to prove their mettle ... even if their mettle is how well that can take a butt-paddling. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Kriffing Nerfherder
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG-13 A tiny bonus tale from the prolific Bethany Handcuff! She had deemed it too short to post on its own, but this seems kind of like poetry? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Oysters for the Admiral
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo, BunchBox
Oysters: how to shuck them, and when you've had enough of them raw, recipes to keep you interested and salivating. Menu: Shuck You | Oyster Ceviche | Roasted Oysters | Stuffed & Baked Oysters | Fried Oyster Po'Boys | Oyster Stew Hut Cuisine — Recipes
Skywalker Twins' Salads: Celery and Oranges
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo, PotBellyPig, DrachmaProfile
Luke and Leia grew up apart, but evolved their own separate version of orange and celery in their favorite salads. Virtuous Sesame Orange Salad Dressing | Celery Relish with Mustard Orange Vinaigrette Hut Cuisine — Recipes

If getting into the mood comes from edibles or context, it's all good at the 'Hut.



September 13, 2011
We're trying something a little bit different, because one of the issues of maintaining Wookiee Hut is the lack of people doing markup. Yes, at Wookiee Hut, we write HTML the old fashioned way ... and sometimes when everyone is busy, it means we are very delayed getting stories up. So, we will start tp post in category blocks. Tonight, we present GFFA Fanfic by a variety of authors — some whom you know, and some you're meeting for the very first time on the 'Hut. Hey, don't be shy about letting us know your thoughts, of course!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Vongformed Jedi
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X / some Squick A good ol' BDSM tale feature Jeedai and much more than the Embrace of Pain! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Kiera Knightly: Star Wars XXX
Girls Girls Girls
Aliens in the Ass
by Celebutante
Rated NC-17 To some, this is the obvious way to salvage one of the Prequel movies ... starring the young woman who, at aged 14, had played Amidala's decoy. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Clone Wars: Secret Negotiations
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG-13 The events — large and small — do repeat themselves, especially in the GFFA. As authoress Bethany Handcuff points out, how did someone not think of this earlier? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Operation Knightfall II
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG-13 Admiral Daala is so exacting, she might demand a dress rehearsal for a series of arrests. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Moonlight Kisses
by Kidan
Rated PG Based on an Emily Dickinson poem, "Heart We Will Forget Him." GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Win/Win
by Diana deRiggs
Rated NC-17 A Janson & Klivian tale, which the authoress says came to her in a dream. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
For the Rarest of Loves
by Wraith6 & Bunchbox
Rated PG If you're not a particularly successful smuggler, and you decide after a long courtship and a very public engagement, how can you afford to buy the sweetest diamond ring to get upon one knee before your beloved? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Proposal
by Kidan
Rated PG Sometimes heros need a mother figure, too. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Crash
by Kidan
Rated PG There are other love stories, and more tragedies. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
A Life Not His Own
by Kidan
Rated PG This is a "it might have happened like this," showing that the Force is not completely random, but the Force can be mean to the Skywalker clan. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
HRD
by Kidan
Rated PG This reminds us of Guri, one of the first HRD we encountered in the GFFA. It also has tinges of "Ghost in the Shell." GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things

Thank you for the ongoig contributions! We enjoy reading the stories and things over and over ... but really, the new stuff is what we like to live fore, and we hope you love the GFFA, too.



May 9, 2011
It's spring in the northern hemisphere, at long last! With tornadoes, floods, wind, oscillating temperatures, things are just not as they should be ... including the Hut's delays in posting schedules. But the economy is improving bit by bit, and life is busy with work. That's not a bad thing! But sometimes, it does feel like the end of the world — but hopefully, like in the Ring of the Nibelung, that means a new world will follow, building on the ruins and lessons of the old. As optimistic as that can be, it's still scary — so seek comfort in those who love you for what you are! (Especially on Mother's Day ... even though the icon shows Brunhild with her father, Wotan, all the credit for his adoration of his favorite daughter goes to her mother, Erda. Really!)

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Imperial Prostitute III: The Return of the ProCorps Trooper
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG to NC-17 + Femslash Good things can't always last, and Grand Master Kyp Durron has figured out that his Jedi have been subjected to brainwashing by the Empire ... and it's really obvious that it's the susceptible, pre-disposed ones who really really want to be sexslaves. Admiral Daala oversteps her authority too — it's bad enough that she's arrested Han Solo, but now they've discovered what she's done to Leia ... hopefully, there is a graceful way to bow out, and the sacrifice of a brainwashabee is critical to the peace and satisfaction of the Galaxy! Besides, what's to say that this is the REAL reason behind the Imperial efforts? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Top Button
by Kidan
Rated PG When we are young, the world seems so stark in contrasts, till a simple chat roils it all up. It can make you wonder, what if it hadn't happened? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
What the ... Chili?? Oh!
by SuSu, Voort
aromatic vegetables, sausage, beef, beans, water, a good heavy-bottomed pot Wes's favorite chili is made by his roommate, Hobbie. And yet Hobbie is burning it, on purpose! Hut Cuisine — Recipes
Walküre
by Diana, Snorrlax, FengShui
Super Star Destroyer — intimidates and pleases! Part 2 of The Ring of the Nibelung, the story that inspired everything from Star Wars on back ... but not Lord of the Rings! This is the first time Humans appear in the world, and maybe the first time the set is a key player — it's a great new production that is more traditional for its ability to tell the story. Stories & Things — Reviews
Das Rheingold
by Diana, Snorrlax, GornPod
Super Star Destroyer — intimidates and pleases! Part 1 of The Ring of the Nibelung, it's actually meant to be a "short" prelude, at 2.5 hours long. All we can say is that it's all the Rheinmaidens' fault for teasing the gnome! If they'd been nice to him, none of what came after might have happened! Stories & Things — Reviews
The Queen of Spades
by Diana, Snorrlax, FengShui, EuGene
Super Star Destroyer — intimidates and pleases! This is a weird opera, and Tchaikovsky, a great cast, and a charming production make for a wonderful birthday gift to a friend, even if the major characters all end up dead ... well, it's opera! Stories & Things — Reviews
The Stoning of Soraya M.
by MaceVindaloo
Victory Star Destroyer (packs a wallop) Humans in any era can be unreasonable when they think they don't want you anymore — a true story. Stories & Things — Reviews
One Week
by MaceVindaloo
Imperial Star Destroyer (popular crowd pleaser) If you know you have one week to live, what do you want? What don't you want? Stories & Things — Reviews

So let's write about the ends and beginnings, of circles in time and instates washed by storm, or by brainwashing ... or a chance chat.



February 21, 2011
A week past Valentine's, and some of the results and repercussions from that day for lovers are often more interesting than the preparations leading up to it. Still, the romantics among us can't resist tales of love and hate and other things, and even a hand-drawn card.

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Imperial Prostitute III: The Return of the ProCorps Trooper
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG to NC-17 / Femslash Even though the Empire is in charge, they can't simply impose their will on everyone. Some delicate negotiations are needed, and sometimes demonstrating the benefits of the Empire's way is the best way. Especially if a surgically altered, willing "brainless sexslave" is the Jedi / Imperial liaison of choice! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Perfect Gift
by Kidan
Rated PG Tears can be elicited from any number of things, even a perfect gift. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Heat
Chapter 8
by Diana deRiggs
Rated NC-17 Seems that Jaina will forever be on the defensive, the silly woman. But being in love — even secretly — is a big burden. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Alema Rar Meets A Jedi Hunter
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG Can't judge a book by its sexy cover! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
To the End of Their Days
by Kidan
Rated PG A lot of conditions to this challenge, there are!GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Hunan Kitchen of Grand Sichuan
by MaceVindaloo
Flushing, NY No one knew about this wonderful place till the NY Times spilled the beans ... but the food is still good! Hut Cuisine — Noshery Reviews
Little Egypt
by MaceVindaloo
• Little Morocco
• El Karnak Luxor
• The Egyptian Coffee Shop
• Al-Sham Sweets and Pastries
The night Mubarak surrendered power to the Egyptian military, we decided to party with the ex-pats in this neighborhood in northwestern Queens county. Stories & Things — Reviews
La Traviata
by Diana, Snorrlax, FengShui, DarkLaddy
Super Star Destroyer — intimidates and pleases! "Traviata" means "one who has gone astray," and you know that's got to be a fun story. And this production was obvious and stylish. Stories & Things — Reviews
Tosca
by Diana, Snorrlax, FengShui, PakIrish, DarkLaddy, Tien, BunchBox
Super Star Destroyer — intimidates and pleases! The whole opera is a death trap, and it sounds glorious for it! Stories & Things — Reviews
Eye Heart Ewe
by Wraith6
Obiwan Kenobi, Hermione Bagwa A sheep heart is still a heart, right? Art & Stuff — GFFA

As beautiful as Valentine's Day is supposed to be ... the ugly and bad stuff is actually more fun, eh?



January 2, 2011
Happy New Year to one and all, even if we are late for some portions of the global population, and early for others. We hope you're all keeping warm and cool, depending on where on this planet you are, and your personal preference, of course. Having the freedom to have a preference and justice that is real and fair — what a luxury for many of us! And one for which we should always be grateful; like real humans, members of the GFFA are prone to torture and imprisonment, too. Art can do a more excellent job of depicting injustices and the machinations of fate and growing up — so, please enjoy the Hut's contributions to the stories and knowledge of the world. Enjoy your winter (or summer) holidays in peace and good will toward to all sentient beings!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Pleasure & Pain
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
by Kidan
Rated PG-13 When last we saw him, Anakin was imprisoned in the Yuuzhan Vong embrace of pain, denying that he will kill his beloved. He's determined and outraged by the unjust imprisonment, but Lumiya is not interested in justice — not in the conventional manner. So, if he won't kill her ... what will he kill? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Birthday Present
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R It's something, to be able to give a gift of life and pleasure in the most intimate of ways. That should count for something! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Captured Jedi
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R To paraphrase Alema Rar, there is a difference between being in bondage and actually being captured. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jedi Jaina Solo is ... Arrested on Agamar!
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R Jaina decides to take the offer to experience the unjust imprisonment practices in an Agamarian backwater prison for herself. The prison uniform includes 15 cm heels in transparent plastex, so that nothing can be smuggled in, we guess? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion
Chapter 37 — Valin
Rated PG
Chapter 38 — Sannah
Rated PG
Chapter 39 — Jysella
Rated PG
Chapter 40 — Ben
Rated PG
by Kidan
Rated PG Ben Whitesun, née Skywalker, is the likely cause of all of their troubles ... but perhaps he holds the key to the solution. Justice, perhaps, could be served through him. Ah, the legacy of being a Skywalker — a tool of the galaxy! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Japor
Chapter 10
Rated PG
Chapter 11
Rated PG
by Kidan
Rated PG It's said that justice is determined on a scale, to see where in the balance a person's fate can lie, based on the weight of evidence. Actions are often part of that balance, giving them way more weight — especially if the weight is not orginally yours to bear. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Corfu Grill
by MaceVindaloo
Forest Hills, NY Things do change, whether you are there to observe them or not. It's not only just to check out somewhere you didn't care for before, on the chance it could be better. But also, simply for one's benefit, should it improve! Hut Cuisine — Noshery Reviews
Don Carlo
by Diana, Snorrlax, BunchBox, Pakirish, FengShui
Super Star Destroyer Your king rules all the known world, and some of the newly discovered lands, too. But who is in charge? A tale of intrigue, emotion, and glorious score have a crisp, new production with a glorious cast, for an astonishing effect, including the burning of heretics! Stories & Things — Reviews

Judge as you will — it's a whole new year! Happy 2011, to all!



December 5, 2010
At WookieeHut, there are some universal cravings. A short list might include a desire to learn more about the Rogues and their death-defying and very human adventures. Or wanting to know that the rulers of the GFFA are kinky and crave the controlled training required of an elite type of Imperial Trooper. Or the desire for value for money, especially when it comes to food, where a show and seduction are requirements for dinner. And of course, such topics and things are featured here, for your reading pleasure.

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Project Echo
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG The final chapters of Gillian's story of deceit and rescue. I mean, we know that Wedge will come back to the GFFA intact, but will he be able to cope? Tycho and Iella drop some bombshells on the former prisoner, which would make normal men crumble. Considering the opening chapter in this set has him on the brink, can a man — even one like Wedge Antilles — take these shocks to his emotional core? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Imperial Prostitute HC-00001
Chapter 1
Rated NC-17 / Slash (f/f)
Chapter 2
Rated R
Chapter 3
Rated Rated NC-17 / Slash (f/f)
Chapter 4
Rated Rated NC-17 / Slash (f/f)
Chapter 5
Rated NC-17
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R to NC-17 with FemSlash Jagg Fel is a very persuasive man, and has the knack for negotiating public and secret treaties with no fuss, no muss. His secret? Enslavement is such an ugly word; is a girl a slave if she wanted it, and signed those documents (apparently) willingly? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Imperial Prostitute SX-51472 ZERO
Chapter 8
Rated X / FemSlash
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R to X with FemSlash This is the final chapter for the "prequel" of the "Imperial Prostitute" multi-series. It's listed with the rest of the links too, but we thought you'd want to know about its later arrival. Sorry for any inconvenience or delayed pleasure! ;) GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Dinner and a Show
by Kidan
Rated PG Once shaped, you bear more than they physical scars. It's nice when your boyfriend understands and lets you enjoy memories of your torment by taking you to a fine dining establishment run by the torturer's race. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jaina's Fetish Shopping Trip
Chapter 1
Rated NC-17
Chapter 2
Rated NC-17
Chapter 3
Rated NC-17 / Slash (f/f)
Chapter 4
Rated NC-17 / Slash (f/f)
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 with FemSlash Awakening the sexual beast within carries great responsibility — it has to be fed and attended to, and if it can be done with a shopping discount, life can be more fun than expected! Besides, doesn't everyone kind of wish they were Alema Rar? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jaina's Humiliating Medical Exam
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 Back on Duro, Jaina was subjected to a "cleansing" to rid her body of crab-like bugs, but something about the mix of mechanical and chemical treatments has left her denuded ... permanently. How can she be sure this scrub-down hasn't damaged anything other than her ability to grow her hair? Why, subject your whiny little self to an anonymous free medclinic with specially equipped 'droids, of course! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Tahiri in Her Prison Cell
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R It's said that every person has their limit. When you reach yours, will you respond as definitively as this Jedi/Vong amalgam? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Tokyo Teriyaki
by Diana, Snorrlax
Forest Hills, NY Being up an alley by the police station may not be any guarantee of decent food, but a large cross section of people seem to like this take on "authentic" Japanese fare. Hut Cuisine — Noshery Reviews

Go on, keep craving ... it's your right and you can't resist, anyway! ;)



October 17, 2010
Traditions and authenticity can be good things, and the Hut has our share. This includes a pilot in peril story, and a pilot not in peril story (but with hot sex) tale, and Noshery reviews of places hidden from even the natives close-by. Plenty of winds of change buffeting us, too, but we kind of like that. We hope you can hold on as the stiff breezes bring chooler (a freaky lovechild of "chilly" and "cooler") weather and (hopefully) inspiration for tales both fresh and lurid!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Imperial Prostitute SX-51472 ZERO
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R to X with FemSlash Every story has a beginning, and you KNOW you want to know all about how the ProCorps Troopers are trained and indoctrinated. It's sort of a how-to manual, for those so inclined ... GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Project Echo
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG It takes more than determined Imps to keep Wedge down, but the use of an illegal remotely activated neural shock device will make things less fair. Go, Pulsar Skate, go! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Best Day of His Life, or His Worst?
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated G An anonymous pilot tells a story of his first survival of a battle. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Mom, Dad, I Want To Be A Mando
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG Now that Jaina is the only child, her parents maybe might be more indulgent than before? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jedi Mistress: An Alema Rar Adventure
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG-13 Being an apprentice is straightforward in some ways, but no matter how strange the lessons, there are reasons ... and Alema Rar is a suprrisingly compassionate master ... er mistress. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Grand Pu Bah
by Diana
San Francisco, CA A seedy and industrial part of town shows signs of improvement: a Thai place in a town with many Thai places. Hut Cuisine — Noshery Reviews

It's not a bad idea to just let the ideas flow — whether short or multi-part tales, or a restaurant in an unpromising area. It's fun and many will enjoy!



September 19, 2010
The dying days of summer burst forth in color and activity — whether of a harvest, the changing colors of ripened produce and flame-colored leaves ... or a weather burst! At Hut HQ, we suffered a tornado which devastated trees ... but more importantly, we lost Internet connections! It was interesting to not have a way to go online for a few days. We got some cleaning done, some organizing, etc. And the fruits of that will show up in the next few postings, as we were inspired in a Star Wars sort of way by all the non-online stuff we did. Of course, other Hutties have been constantly inspired, with tales and reviews to satiate us all!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Imperial Prostitute SX-51472 — Episode II: The Hapan Harem
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 (overall) with FemSlash SX-51472's life had taken a turn for the pleasurable, but being an Imperial slave is not all fun and games. Sometimes bad things happen, and the slaves will do the right thing by their masters. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Project Echo
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG Wedge's friends are piecing together the mystery of the man they though was Wedge, and the hows and whys he came to be among them. It's obvious that whoever did this wanted Wedge alive, but for how long? Lond enough to rescue him? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jedi Adventures: Alema Rar Gets Pulled Over
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R It's a "corrupt cop who gets what's coming to him" tale with a wicked twist. And the description of Alema's clothes is hot! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: BDSM Aboard the Trickster
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X / FemSlash The three most "influencible" Jedi bondage girls get the Vong treatment: one to forget her emotional pain, one because she likes pain, and one just because she's uptight! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Secret Garden Bruschetta
by SuSu, Voort
cherry tomatoes, limoncello, olive oil, toast With only a small hidden space, Harry Potter learned the joys of fresh tomatoes, and only a few are needed to make a meal for the deprived young lad. Hut Cuisine — Appetizers
Fette Sau
by MaceVindaloo, Susu, Gornpod, Joshikins
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY Barbeque in a converted garage, especially the smoked pork belly. It's worth getting up earlier for it! Hut Cuisine — Noshery Reviews

Inspired bursts are the way to go, whether to have some pork belly, create a recipe for a handful of cherry tomatoes, or wondrous tales.



August 29, 2010
Calling them the "dog days of summer" brings many things to mind ... including that the "dog" in question is the constellation Sirius. Which brings to mind stars, space ... and Harry Potter! In a place like Wookiee hut, it all comes together. How? Well, obviously, space and stars for our favorite fandom, but also "stars" as in entertainers, or people who are the best. If you're not sure what we're on about, do read up — check out all the links, from fanfic, to musical theatre, to cupcakes. It's all a form of stellar evolution ... And whether your idea of space and stars entails the literal or the ridiculously sublime, enjoy visiting us at WookieeHut ... and stay for a cupcake and a quick "pick me up," maybe? Oh, and while we're at it, be careful of the ratings — "dog days of summer" can also imply something erotic, too. ;)

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Imperial Prostitute
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 (overall) This excellently crafted tale of the Imperial "ProCorps" has to be read in order, for the surprising first and last chapters. You'll enjoy it, you'll see! Starring the favorite daughters of the rebellion, as well as their most interesting enemies. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Decontamination on Duro
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 Required reading for fans of Bethany Handcuff's Jaina Solo tales, because ever twisted story has a beginning! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Manacle Model
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R Beskar is a substance forged on Mandalore which resists lightsabre attacks, but unlike cortosis ore, it is durable and can be made into armor ... or manacles. And why not get a pretty undercover Jedi to model them for you ... just to make sure they work, of course! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Project Echo
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG Wedge is dead ... there are witnesses and a body. So why does no one accept that Wedge is dead? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Alema Rar Visits a Bondage Club
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X Our favorite twisted Twi'lek obviously has a bondage thing, and Bethany Handcuff write a pure porn-laced erotic tale — complete with raucous details! — in what was to be a chapter of Jedi Adventures, but it's juicy and stands on it's own feet ... totally appropriate because arms are not meant to be used for some things in a bondage club! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Hapan Crown Jewels
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R The term "jewels" is often open to interpretation, but this was not something Tenel Ka expected when she accepted her station as Queen Mother. Somehow, a world rules by strong and manipulative women led to an interesting fashion statement. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
La Cage aux Folles
by Gillian F. Taylor
Death Star Musical theatre starring Wedge Antilles! Err ... we mean, Denis Lawson! And he sings! He dances! And has a partner named Albert! Reviews — Stories & Things
Gillian the Mastermind, the UK
as reported by Gillian F. Taylor
Incredibly difficult and very brave! The UK television show Mastermind is a rare experience. Gilliam made the finals, and reports on her first quest to conquer the Black Chair! Her subject: The Romney Marsh novels of Monica Edwards; and Blake 7. Field Reports — Stories & Things
Peanut Butter & Jelly Cupcakes
by SuSu
yellow cake, jelly, peanut butter frosting, butterscotch chips Ever know a kid who wouldn't try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? This cupcake is modelled on a jelly donut, with peanut butter frosting, and it's broken down many a resistance to "new things." Hut Cuisine — Snacks & Sweets

Whether shackled down, imprisoned, or being a goof, every situation in the Hut is full of vim and vigor, and some unexpected twist, too. Just like life. :)



July 5, 2010
The 'Hut does live ... updated less frequently, kind of like a maturing lady, don't you think? There are no plans yet to move the site or to end the updates. So, don't give up on us! AFter all, where else could you get your fill of fanfic, both new and past, clean and not; recipes; reviews ... anything a Star Wars fan might need is her or his life. And remember, we also feature stories from other fan-verses, too, including Star Trek, Firefly / Serenity, etc. And some cute little tales are in our recipe section. Thank you for sticking with us. Be sure to send your tales and recipes in, as well as your communiques to authors or to Hut management. We still live and breath this stuff, and you should, too! (By the way ... to those of you in the USA, Happy Birthday, America!)

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Ruminations
Star Wars: Lightsabers
by ShadowChaser
Rated PG With every lightsaber lost, Anakin has to build a new one. Like Obi-wan before him, each lightsabre is an opportunity to redefine a Jedi, himself. And like a want in another universe, the lightsaber chooses his master, too. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jaina's Discovery
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 Our resident bondage fangirl, Bethany Handcuff, has a naughty mind and that mind has come up with a totally credible and totally dirty story involving Jaina, Lando, Leia, Han ... but not in the mixture you'd expect. It's a fun tale! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Heat
Chapter 7
Rated X
by Diana deRiggs
Rated X He can't resist teasing his quarry, but he needs to learn that sometimes the cornered beast may not give in so easily. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Trek: The Romulan Guest
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 / Slash Mind control done by a Vulcan is a rather clean thing. Leave it to Romulans to foul the tidy waters of the concept! Other Fanfic — Stories & Things
Les Contes d'Hoffmann
by Diana, MaceVindaloo
Death Star Offenbach's last opera is full of Gothic angst, and Bart Sher's production includes heavy dashes of Kafka and Fellini, too. Reviews — Stories & Things
Stiffelio
by Diana, MaceVindaloo, Bunchbox, FengShui
Imperial Star Destroyer: crowd pleaser Censors halted this Giuseppi Verdi opera before it could be performed. A century later, it's popular! Damned censors! Reviews — Stories & Things
Carmen
by Diana, MaceVindaloo, BunchBox, Glenburnie, GornPod, FengShui
Death Star Opera's perennial bad girl has our hearts; she's even Hut-worthy in this tale orf seduction, rejection, and death. Reviews — Stories & Things
Redneck Seafood Bento: Paella
by SuSu, BunchBox
seafood, chicken, sausages, rice, vegetables, peas A delicious and quietly sophisticated picnic box is preferable to a fancy, pretty one, at least according to Jayne Cobb's mother. Hut Cuisine — Mains: Seafood

There's plenty to chew on here. Yummy! Be sure to let us know how you feel, and your preferences for future postings!



January 24, 2010
Things are never really as they seem. Can you trust your eyes or your mind? Do you go to an opera for just the sounds or to suspend belief? Is pain always bad or is no pain worse? Do your friends alway have your best interests in mind or are you simply a pet? Of course not ... or maybe! That's what makes things interesting. And even if you think you know what's going on, is it within your control? Could your loved one end up in your arms ... dying? Will you love something or someone despite yourself ... regardless of how they feel? The 'hut brings some tastiness to a cold, wintry northern hemisphere season — a hot sizzling tale (or a half dozen!) and a delicious apple pie. Mmm ... heat up some cider, it'll go with either ... or maybe you'd rather negotiate with other demons?

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Project Echo
Chapter 12
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG No-o-o-o ...! The ending will make you feel like Tycho does, and will there be more ... we sure hope so. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Alema Rar Visits Hapes
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 / Slash (ff) The start of the tale may make you feel like you've read this before ... yes, you sort of have. This is the next tale, following Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar, and it's pretty dirty, too. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Pleasure & Pain
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
by Kidan
Rated PG-13 The more Anakin resists, the more creative his captors become. Jedi mind tricks can hold nothing over a determined woman or two. Why does he resist? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Heat
Chapter 6
by Diana deRiggs
Rated X Jagged Fel has long ago confessed his obsession with Jaina Solo. He's just getting 'round to explaining it to her, in his very own way. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Chosen One
by Thrawn McEwok
Rated R When you are the Queen Mother, having a baby requires a choice of father. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
JainaTaat
by Thrawn McEwok
Rated PG Re-introducing yourself to your family, when you become one with your new chosen "other." GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jaina Joiner
by Diana deRiggs
Rated PG-13 A drawing inspired by the story JainaTaat GFFA Art
Shadows
by Thrawn McEwok
Rated R A prison doesn't have to keep you contained. Sometimes the prison is not the room or building. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
La Damnation de Faust
Review by Diana, MaceVindaloo, Bunchbox, GornPod, FengShui
Metropolitan Opera, New York City A new interactive, multimedia presentation of a difficult-to-stage opera, based on Goethe's story of a man who willingly sells his soul to the Devil. GFFA Fanfic — Reviews
Walnut-Crumbed Sour Cream Apple Pie
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo
apples, walnuts, sour cream, spices, egg, flour Being able to bake an apple pie is sometimes the right antidote to what ails you, especially if you're stressed out, homeless, and need something magical to keep your spirits together. Hut Cuisine — Desserts

You might have noticed, there are some "blasts from the past" listed on our "latest" ... making them less "late" but no less current. We'll do this now and again, to give you a chance to rediscover some of our old favorites. If you have any you'd love to see featured again, let us know!



December 14, 2009
Lately, the Wookiee Hut has been given many multi-part stories, which we have been posting a chapter or two at a time. But this time, author Bethany Handcuff gave us a juicy Jedi tale that begged to be posted, complete! So, here it is, Rated R all the way up (or down in the gutter, heh) to X, with FF slash. An early holiday gift, to get us all in the type of mood that the Hut is notorious for, eh? There are 10 parts, so we thought we'd feature just Bethany's work, the better to appreciate it and to feel gratitude for the dirty and the sublime — especially when they occur in the same story!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar
Chapter 1: Pirate Attack
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X / Slash (ff) Our favorite Twi'lek Jedi before she goes too dark. She kicks butt, helps children and their grandmothers, gets caught out with a Mystril, and denied. Fun! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar
Chapter 2
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 Alema Rar gets the details of the mission from Talon Kaarde, gives him incentive to mislead Master Skywalker, and finds herself in a Trandoshan's holding cell because there isn't more than one real stateroom on that ship. And she helps fix the ship, too! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar
Chapter 3
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R Alema gets into character: a slave dancing girl. Which is was long before she was a Jedi. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar
Chapter 4
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R Alema is fitted with a chastity belt and something called a c***rod ... and yet this part of the story is Rated R. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar
Chapter 5
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R / Slash (ff) Alema is bought for a paltry sum and led into her new environment and is given the rules ... which includes no orgasm without permission. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar
Chapter 6
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X / Slash (ff) Slaves have to be kept in prime condition for sale, or for keeping. The slavers who own her make sure Alema gets plenty of practice in pleasing her masters. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar
Chapter 7
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17) Being a slave means being subject to the whims of one's master(s), and Alema is left hoping that dismembering her during the progress of a Sabacc game is not one of those whims. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar
Chapter 8
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 The life of a slave is workouts, competition for survival, and indignities. And if you're a Jedi, you have to save the day, too. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar
Chapter 9
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 Alema's primary mission is complete, but she can't leave her fellow slaves behind ... so she enslaves herself to the man in charge ... and gets to satisfy her unfilled needs, finally! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar
Epilogue
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 Just one more week, and is Alema ready? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things

It's good to focus on one person's story sometimes, eh?



November 22, 2009
How time flies when things are either fun ... or difficult. The collapsing, mercurial economy even hits the 'hut in its ways. We also had some email problems, and apologize to those of you who wrote but didn't get a response. Please re-send your emails — the issues we've had with spammers should have subsided by now. Yes, it's true that we've talked about closing the 'hut, since the contributors and people who maintain the site are all rushing around to keep breathing as the economic turbulences wash over us. So, our apologies for our many delays. The creativity still flows: read and enjoy! We'll do all we can to keep the site up. You can help with submissions, comments, and your enjoyment of the site. That's easy, right?

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Project Echo:
Part 11
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG You know that bit in ROTJ when Akbar yells, "It's a traaap!" Somehow, Wedge doesn't sound the same when he says it. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Pleasure & Pain:
Chapter 4
by Kidan
Rated PG-13
What's the difference between destroying something you believe to be alive, versus something you believe not to be? A whole lot of pain, that's what. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Heat:
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
by Diana deRiggs
Rated PG / PG-13 / R Sometimes sex is inevitable, but the pathway there has to make the destination worthwhile. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Twilight: New Moon
by Bunchbox
Squint (6.5/10) Cedric Diggory as a vampire, yummy? Reviews — Stories & Things
Bonchon Chicken (a.k.a. Mad For Chicken)
by MaceVindaloo
New York, NY
It's amazing, but sometimes the food you love has a long history, but the best example of it is from a culture with no tradition in fried chicken. Go figure! Hut Cuisine: Noshery Reviews
Palpatine's Preferred Pudding
by SuSu
bread, eggs, chocolate chips, bananas
Bread pudding is bread pudding ... unless it's presented with bananas and chocolate chips — a rich, surprisingly inexpensive and rich dessert. Hut Cuisine: Recipes — Desserts & Puddings
Potato Salad, Appealing to Jedi and Senators
by SuSu
potatoes, eggs, feta, evaporated milk, aji amarillo, lettuce, olives
The Dark Lord of the Sith is so embittered that he's even jealous of potatoes! He should have boiled 'em, mashed 'me, or put 'em in a stew! Hut Cuisine: Recipes — Salads

American Thanksgiving is on its way, let us give thanks for WookieeHut!



August 31, 2009
Summer is nearly done in the northern hemisphere, and barring a return to a so-called "Indian Summer" where the heat returns for a final reminder, we are looking forward to the cooling weather. The last few weeks have been brutally hot — over 100°F, so humid that rain sometimes doesn't hit the ground, boiling to steam before it hits the ground. For times like this, where the approach of colder weather provides contrast and relief, we can reflect on the cusp of other sorts — in food, in situations, in passions. Yummy!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Project Echo:
Part 10
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG When the Wraiths are not available, then Wedge and his elite squadron turn into commandoes, and get the job done. But what is the job, really? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Pleasure & Pain:
Chapter 3
by Kidan
Rated PG-13
The mental games start, augmenting the physical tortures. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion:
Ch 36 — Ben
by Kidan
Rated PG Sometimes, you can go home ... though the guide there can make the trip much much better than when you left. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Heat:
Part 2
by Diana deRiggs
Rated PG Food is an obvious metaphor for the sensual nature of sex, but this is really a bit more like boxing, eh? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Yola's Café
by MaceVindaloo
Brooklyn, NY
A really good Mexican place is worth taking a trip to the outer boroughs. And it's easier to use the subway than to drive! Hut Cuisine: Noshery Reviews
Brooks' House of Bar-B-Q
by MaceVindaloo, SuSu
Oneonta, NY
You know how some really good, homey food can be found in family-run businesses way out near the middle of nowhere? Alas, that's not always true. Hut Cuisine: Noshery Reviews
Red Velvet Cupcakes with Cream Cheese Frosting
by SuSu
red food coloring, chocolate cake mix, sour cream, oil, eater, eggs, instant pudding mix, chocolate chips
It's a very romantic cake, but it happens to be one of the best examples of red velvet, ever! Ginny Weasley proves to her beau that chocolate isn't so bad, really. Hut Cuisine: Recipes — Desserts & Puddings
Luscious Dinner Salads
by SuSu
Asian-style Sesame Orange Salad | Apple and Celery Salad with Basalmic Vinaigrette | Watermelon Basil Feta Salad | Bold Greek-style Salad
Staying on a slimming diet is so much simpler when the flavors and textures of what you must ingest are tasty and juicy. Hut Cuisine: Recipes — Salads

Whether at the table or with our favorite heros, contrast is a way to learn to enjoy what you have — just as a cooler snap is a relief, and an Indian summer make you grateful for what was oppressive heat prior. Live, love, eat, as a celebrity chef tried to make us say!



July 12, 2009
Even though it's been great weather and we've had great weather for our summers here, and we've been grilling and hunting and fishing ... it turns out that we have stories to tell rather than writing out recipes or reviewing eateries. Not that that's a problem, eh? Though we did realize that we'd forgotten to show you a bunch of really great "New Jedi Order" Japanese novel covers. You'll remember they seem to be more literal than us in the western hemisphere, something many of us love. And they do inspire stories!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Project Echo:
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG What's important? And should you take things personally? And if you know your unit isn't as well-equipped to deal with the latest crisis, how do you go about planning the mission? You don't want your wife being a widow now, would you?? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Heat —
Part 0
Part 1
by Diana deRiggs
Rated PG Breaking up is painful, and staying apart is sometimes impossible. But how to handle that uncomfortable in-between period? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion:
by Kidan
Ch 34 — Sannah
Ch 35 — Jysella
Rated PG As is often the case, the woman has to take control of the rituals, or the men would never get it right! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Pleasure & Pain
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
by Kidan
Rated PG-13
Breaking down resistance requires punishments, as well as rewards. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Japanese Novel Covers: NJO
by various illustrators
Rated PG
Japanese readers of the GFFA take on a sort-of manga-esque quality in a more surreal way with more actively illustrated covers. Many prefer them — have a look! Art & Stuff

Nothing's wrong with wanting to tell stories of course — especially when we, the readers entertained, are the obvious beneficiaries!



May 23, 2009
Happy spring! And when spring has sprung, things sprout. Sometimes good things. And sometimes not. Like those sprouts on your onions? That's not as bad as it seems, for onion tops (also called spring onions!) are milder and sweeter in flavor. Don't think of it as a ruined onion — instead, think of it as garnish! Or a kick of flavor that makes any dish taste better! Or maybe not ... Maybe it's nasty and makes you wish it wasn't so spicy, or so indigestion-inciting. Or less ... colorful?

Whatever your feelings on the life-cycle of an onion, be sure to pay respect to the veterans of war. In any galaxy, they get the job done and inspire the rest of us! Be nice and make dinner for them as an alternative to the Memorial Day barbeque — try the wondrous chicken recipe in this posting.

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Don't Look Back:
Part 2
by Diana deRiggs
Rated NC-17 When an experience is so intense, even the memory of it will be enough to trap you. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Project Echo — Part 5
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG There are some benefits to being older. Memories are one. More people who love you, that's another! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion:
by Kidan
Ch 33 — Valin
Rated PG In the face of no memory, it's often best to go back to something you're sure of. Kind of sure of, anyway. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Shackled Jedi — Epilogue
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG
NOTE: The rest of the series is Rated NC-17/X
The sex is a memory now, but is this about "more business to discuss"? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
by BunchBox
Movie Review From the review: "... as long as you don't mind certain gaps in the logic and story continuity ..." Reviews: Stories & Things
Star Trek
by MaceVindaloo
Movie Review Ah, memories of the best of Trek! And memories of prequels, too. Reviews: Stories & Things
Becco
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo
New York, NY Even if you don't have an Italian grandmother, you'll swear the food here is from your deepest memories — especially the fresh pasta specials! Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine
Oola
by SuSu
San Francisco, CA Femi Taylor's Oola was a Twi'lek dancing girl, which is what caught our eye about this restaurant. Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine
Heaven's Dog
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo, Diasala, Lizzard, KBoo, Don
San Francisco, CA Resist the memory of what you'd heard about Vietnamese food and the animal moniker of this restaurant. Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine
The Original Fresco Tortillas
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo
New York, NY Not the first Chinese Mexican place — remember Happy Fresh Tortillas Grill? Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine
You Me Chicken
by SuSu
chicken, salt, herbs A simple roasted chicken is all you need when you have someone you love to share your repast. Recipes: Hut Cuisine

Memories are individual and collective. Happy Memorial Day, and collect your gratitude to those who fought and loved on our behalves.



March 29, 2009
High on the list of things we hate, but which happen and we know they will, but we don't much about it till it's too late: computer crashes. Not just, "oh, it didn't boot up ..." — more like, "time to rebuild everything, you sure you backed up?" Shadow Chaser pointed out that this is like a valued employee giving you two-week notice of termination, but we were so in denial and ignored the signs ... thus, another (real and valid!) excuse for our tardiness. That, and life. Be sure you back up important stuff, and keep your antivirus programs current ... and take 'em out of the shrinkwrap and use 'em.

Other things we hate — having to lie about pleasure. If not lie, be in denial of pleasure. Why do this? The heart and mind and the Force have their reasons, and we believe this "need" to deny the truth is at the core of being human. Don't believe us? Check out the tales in these 'Hut ... or read reviews of novels of the GFFA, if for no other reason than to be inspired to create and read more tales in the 'Hut!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Project Echo — Part 3 and Part 4
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG Why are we heroes, really? We tell ourselves it's for glory, for the thrill, for the comradery ... but maybe it's because we never had anything else? That is, until now. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Shackled Jedi — Five
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X Alema gets what's coming to her, even if Tahiri is relatively merciful-seeming when setting the vibrowhip to "2" ... Alema ain't too happy about that, since the settings should go to "11," eh? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion:
by Kidan
Ch 31 — Jysella
Ch 32 — Ben
Rated PG A manipulated brain will sometimes hold residues of what once was, though Booster is really unhappy about not being one of those residues. He's the one who usually does the butt-kicking, but Jysella proves her genetics, too. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Don't Look Back:
Part 1
by Diana deRiggs
Rated NC-17 Have you ever had someone love you so much that they would rather have you die than entertain the possibility of you leaving? Now and again, they might do something worse than kill you, instead. And you'll like it! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Fate of the Jedi: Outcast
by ShadowChaser
Novel by Aaron Allston From the review: "I do not praise the plotline, but I do praise the writing style and quality ..." Reviews: Stories & Things
Yo Mama's Bar & Grill
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo
New Orleans, LA We sure hope your mother's place isn't like this at all. Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine
Café Beignet
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo
New Orleans, LA Very touristy, alas. Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine

Sometimes nothing goes right, and sometimes it does. At the 'Hut, we assume knowing the bad will help us recognize the good. Or we get to write and read about it all. It makes the bad seem not to horrible, most of the time?



February 23, 2009
Somehow, the colder months seem to ignite passions. It's not just coincidence that Valentine's day for lovers is in the cold, dark month — maybe it's perfect counterpoint for firey passions. Even the lack of light helps to conceal loves forbidden yet hotly desired? And don't we love it? Consider the 'Hut to be that most forbidden of delicacy: voyeurism. It's an old tradition, even epitomized by legitimate artforms like the opera ... and our favorite illegitimate artform: the fanfic! And if love between two is just too much, then the love of self is something that you need to make you whole ...

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Proof
by Iella
Rated PG Sometimes stubbornness is something inherited, and sometimes it can save you. Always know where you come from ... and who you are. Save you it can, yeeeeessss ... Poetry Stuff — Stories & Things
Project Echo — Part 1 and Part 2
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG There are ways to make engineers look smart and pilots look dumb. But really, when you're the father of a baby, you'll always kind of be goofy ;) GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Shackled Jedi — Three and Four
by Bethany Handcuff
NC-17 Things change fast when you're a slave ... auctions, firefights, surgery, oh my! Will Tahiri or Alema Rar ever be the same? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion:
by Kidan
Ch 30 — Sannah
Rated PG Be polite when your dead elders drop by to pick on you. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Goodbye, Forever
by Diana deRiggs
Rated PG Looking back, it seems everyone who's left Wedge did say "goodbye" and it takes a special person to be able to say "hello." Maybe. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Peanut Brittle (not a Cookie!)
by SuSu
peanuts, sugar, corn syrup, baking soda Dumbledor is craving a cookie he had long ago in Western Japan, so Snape indulges him with a not-a-cookie. Hut Cuisine Recipes: Sweets & Snacks
Café du Monde
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo
New Orleans, LA There is a painting hanging inside, which reads, "I thought it was just an ordinary day, until I had coffee with Jesus at Café du Monde." That's EXACTLY how we felt, too! Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine
Eugene Onegin
by Diana, MaceVindaloo, GornPod, FengShui
Opera (sung in Russian) Boy meets girl, boy rejects girl, boy kills best friend, girl rejects boy — it's a happy ever after for the audience in this Metropolitan Opera production, starring Thomas Hampson and Karita Mattila. Reviews: Stories & Things

Whether you are toughing it out, desperately seducing your one true love (forcibly, if necessary), or having hot liquid refreshment with a major deity, love is something that'll never go out of fashion. It's part of our nature — and our right — as humans!



February 2, 2009
It's cold outside, no matter where you are ... or at least, that's how it feels! We've all felt cold inside, to be sure, whether by discovery, betrayal, hate, disappointment, isolation, and even love ... the chills are something to experience, whether inside or out. And remember that it's not always a bad thing to be cold — tall drinks should remain chilled, too, eh? (And sometimes, the colder they are, the less disappointing they can be, or maybe at least they'll taste less bad.)

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Star Wars: Shackled Jedi
by Bethany Handcuff
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Rated X A hot scene could be cold if you aren't really in control of it. Is "follow my lead," an order, or a threat? Should Tahiri trust Alema Rar? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Many Happy Returns
by Iella
Chapter 47
Rated PG The battle is over, it may even be won. But how to collect things up, and is it even worth pretending things are the same anymore? And what is a family, anyway? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Decisions
by Kidan
Rated PG If you're good at it, you can get major decisions made before the main course comes. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Willie Mae's Scotch House
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo
Treme, New Orleans, LA Is it the best fried chicken, ever? Probably, unless you're used to fast-food fried chicken and people who don't know that just leave us cold. This is stuff is like the secret, honest, and quintessential soul of New Orleans. Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine
Pat O'Brien's
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo
New Orleans, LA It's such an overrated drink, and leaves us cold, despite the flaming fountain. Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine

Whether passions run hot or get tempered by the lack of heat, the 'hut is sure to have an opinion or a story to tell. Why ask for more? Because we can!



January 11, 2009
Happy New Year, regardless of where you are. Some of us have not even sent out our holiday cards yet, tsk, tsk ... but at least we have a classic 'Hut offering: a selection of excellent tales, a great recipe with story, and a review of a burgery that isn't much good at what it purports to be. A good, classic way to start off a new year, and may it be better than 2008 for all of us! (Given the current economic climate, we may want the Banking Clan to bail us out, but don't give in ... the dark side, that is!)

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Secret Rendezvous
by Kidan
Rated PG When your plans go awry, don't despair! Ruined secrets can still produce the desired result, sometimes. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Brave New World — Six
by Thrawn McEwok
NC-17 Ownership comes with many privileges, but also a lot of planning. For what is owned can be lost, but not yet! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Undercover — Part 5
by Diana deRiggs
Rated NC-17 / X The reason for avoiding certain sexual acts (and partaking in others) has a reason, after all. At least it does for Wedge. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Roasted Root Vegetables
by Gillian F. Taylor
herbs, oil, carrots, parsnips, etc. Obiwan delves into his past to make the best of his present, on Tatooine Hut Cuisine Recipes: Side Dishes & Accompaniments
Taylor's Refresher
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo, Diasala, Vinhy, ZSung
San Francisco, CA It's in the Ferry Building, and is good for grabbing something to go en route home, perhaps. But it's got better chicken sandwiches than burgers, beware! Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine

Let's hear it for the classics and the basics. For the 'Hut, that means dirty stories, dirty opinions, and good food. Auld Lang Syne, eh?



December 21, 2008
Apparently, Christmas started as a Winter Solstice pagan celebration, to celebrate the end of the encroaching darkness and the now-lengthening days. Who wouldn't want to celebrate the end of darkness and the coming of the light? Some Jedi would question the increase of light ... now and always. In the 'Hut, of course, darkness comes with ratings, ranging from G to X. You'd best watch out for the dangerous ratings, okay! We're not responsible for freakiness and freak-outs! Remember, that anything above "R" requires special considerations, and don't click on the NC-17 or X links if you're faint of ... well, anything. Because days are not the only things that can lengthen or abbreviate!!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Jedi Tahiri in Bondage
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X A new author, a new take on Tahiri, what she suffers, what she doesn't think sucks! Things that happen in darkness, don't often remain in the dark. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion:
by Kidan
Ch 26 — Sannah
Ch 27 — Jysella
Ch 28 — Ben
Ch 29 — Valin
Rated PG Force visions tend to show stuff that is dark in nature. These four chapters find the dark taunting our characters — dark and dangerous stuff. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Brave New World — Five
by Thrawn McEwok
NC-17 As minimalist and shiny Jacen's trappings are, trappings are trappings, and they carry darkness with them. And some trappings are more insidious than others, with dark secrets behind their beauty and form. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Undercover — Part 4
by Diana
Rated NC-17 / X Iella desires Wedge to explore the depths of her darkness, and gets it in spades, and faster, too! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Chicken & Orange Parcels
by Gillian F. Taylor
chicken breast, rice, leeks, orange, en papillote Dark intent sometimes results in a light meal. Because if you're Wes and Hobbie, a dinner invitation is a prelude to darkened lights later, so best to keep things less dark and heavy to start. Hut Cuisine Recipes: Meats: Chicken
Low-cal Pumpkin Fool
by SuSu
pumpkin purée, sugar substitute, spices, orange, salt, non-fat whipped topping, gingersnaps Girls worry about their figures all the time, but especially when waiting for the boys of Hogwart's and Durmstang Schools to ask them to the Yule Ball. That's one form of a dark path, but at least this non-fat, no-sugar dessert at least will keep their spirits up. Hut Cuisine Recipes: Snacks & Treats
Henry's Hunan
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo, Bondo, Diasala
San Francisco, CA This place is worth lurking in dark alleys and cutting other would-be diners off at the pass to get a chance to eat here. Stride wide! Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine

Darkness isn't necessarily a bad thing; other than being the contrast to show light up so profoundly, it's the vehicle for many thoughts and creations on the 'Hut and everywhere.



November 24, 2008
One man's lusciousness is another's gag-reflex. Or fun has a "certain point of view" aspect to it. Creativity is spawned from anything from an embarassment of riches, to the leanest of situations. And it's irresistable when some people lose their freedom; in a sense, it can set them free when they find themselves imprisoned. This kind of liberating truth can hurt a lot, at least in a galaxy far, far away! And it's true for things like food, too ... for instance, given an oyster's purported reputation for resembling a certain limited body part, is it sensual, or is it horrible? Well worth thinking about, anyway ...

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Brave New World — Four
by Thrawn McEwok
NC-17 The Sithy One takes away control of the relationship that is the darling of many a fanfic writer, but Anakin and Tahiri don't seem to mind sharing each other — mind and body — with their local Sith lord. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Undercover — Part 3
by Diana
Rated NC-17 / X She doesn't like what Wedge is doing to her. Or rather, she didn't like it ... but what about now? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion: Ch 25 — Valin
by Kidan
Rated PG A vision from the Force is kind of like a cryptic — and unwanted —gift. What does it mean? And why does Jysella says nothing is all right any more? Do much for knowledge setting one free! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Two Sides of the Same Coin
by Kidan
Rated PG Love and hate are fetters in a relationship, but what will happen when the opportunity to free oneself comes? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Salad Days
by SuSu
leaves + something juicy + a protein + savory/ sweet + fresh/ crunchy + buttery/ warm/ chewy Why is it that so many people make terrible salads? Because they don't have rules, which is a form of freedom from choice. Rules can set you free from the fear of making a bad salad. Learn how to make a gourmet dinner salad, or at least how to order one. Recipes: Salads

Art & Stuff: DIY
Swan Oyster Depot
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo, Diasala
San Francisco, CA When you have to struggle to get into a good place to eat, you know you are free to enjoy it. After all, if it's so hard to get into, it must be good, right? Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine

Freedom for it's own sake can be overrated. After all, what good is a story without an enemy, or at least the stricture of some adversity, eh? And it's Thanksgiving in the USA, so ever more a reason to be grateful for your freedoms, and your constraints!



November 9, 2008
It's not everyday that serendipity bites you. Sometimes it's obvcious, hitting you like a jolt of salt, or perhaps that you can stop fighting now. Or maybe it's time to start! Sometimes the fighting is just plain dirty. Other times, the situation is simply iresistable. You know the 'Hut can take what looks like a good idea or recipe and twist it up. Or we just let ourselves stumble on new discoveries and situations, and you get the benefits!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Many Happy Returns — Chapter 46
by Iella
Rated PG Just because Tag is dead and an uneasy peace settles down, the fighting can hardly be over, eh? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Undercover — Part 2
by Diana
Rated NC-17 / X Iella Wesseri is undercover, but is not-so-slowly losing that cover to an unexpected adversary. Or at least, she thinks he's an adversary ... GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion: Ch 24 — Ben
by Kidan
Rated PG It seems Ben is the only one who hasn't lost any memories so far. Wonder why? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
JaporChapter 9
by Kidan
Rated PG (death) The fate of a Skywalker is to be the fulcrum of the force, and it ain't as sexy as it sounds. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Salt & Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies
by GringaMon, SuSu, LionGertler
Can you imagine someone not likeing chocolate at all? Yeah, but what if you love him, and you love chocolate? oatmeal, chocolate chips, fleur de sel Recipes: Snacks & Sweets
Kim's Aunt Kitchen
by MaceVindaloo
Discovery of a favorite food being cooked can show up in surprising places, in unexpected ways. Just go with the aroma! Pushcart in New York, NY Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine

Sometimes, you don't want to give discoveries away, but other times, you have to come to WookieeHut and offer up the best you've conjured up!



October 12, 2008
Ah, autumn! Those cooler, crisper days and nights, punctuated by humid hurricane-laden storms. It's all an excuse to get cozy and feel safe from the elements. Though even the tried and true can throw a curveball that sinks so deep you can't even think of hitting it ... erm, it's baseball post-season in North America, sorry ... some of us are a bit obsessed. But not so obsessed as to not keep collecting and reading and enjoying the bounty of a Wookiee Hut harvest! And that's true in any season. This week's accidental theme: we look at needs, in all their dark and dependent glories ...

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Die, Jacen Solo, Die! — Go with da Flow
by Iella
Rated PG Jacen's abuse of Tahiri's gross neediness is paid back in kind ... what made him think he was so unique, anyway? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Undercover — Part 1
by Diana
Rated NC-17 / X She didn't know it, and she sure as heck never showed it, but when Iella Wessiri is forced into acknowledging her neediness ... will she do it? Can she? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion: Ch 23 — Jysella
by Kidan
Rated PG Humans have a need for truth, and when we get it, we think we will be the better for it. Are we kidding?? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
JaporChapter 8
by Kidan
Rated PG (death) Skywalkers tend not to learn to readily, even when the need for control is stated so blatantly! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Roasted Squash Soup
by SuSu
Jobal Naberrie cannot help herself when she sees edible vegetable centerpieces, she simply needs to make soup from them! squash, onions, peppers, chicken stock Recipes: Soups, Hut Cuisine
Fauxpoleon
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo
A true version of a dish is not always the thing you want or need. The fake version is often more real. saltine crackers, pudding mix, cream, strawberries, jam Recipes: Desserts & Puddings, Hut Cuisine
Out the Door
by MaceVindaloo, Diasala, Lizard, SuSu
Almost-street food inspired by Vietnam, when the need forces you to find this place in the shadows of its more famous big sibling. Embarcadero, San Francisco, CA Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine
Slanted Door
by MaceVindaloo, SuSu, DollarBill
We thought we needed to go here, to a place described as the best Vietnamese food in the country. Nah. Embarcadero, San Francisco, CA Noshery Reviews: Hut Cuisine

Let's face it, some of us need baseball. Some of us need the restorative dampness and crispness and coolness of autumn. And we all need the fixes the 'hut gives us! And we're still in business, so send in your tales and art and opinions!



September 21, 2008
Some of us were just hanging out at our local bookstore, and to our delight, there were Star Wars novels there that we wanted to read! In fact, we'd been waiting to read them, but hadn't realized they were out. They glittered at us like jewels from the overcrowded bookshelves. And because we hadn't expected them, it feels like a sort of serendipity. Which, of course, is how we often feel at the 'hut when we get stories and recipes and and and ... We're so grateful and happy for all the tales which come tumbling in. They're all wonderful and remind us of the days before we knew everything about the Skywalker family and eked out wonderful tales from the Rogue Squadron comics. Heck, don't miss 'em, check out these glittering jewels:

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Die, Jacen Solo, Die! — All in the Family
by Iella
Rated PG Children can be a blessing, but there is something about Skywalkers turning out to be not only jewels in the rough, but also the death of their mentors! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Happy Life Day
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated NC-17 A lifeday celebration can have many happy surprises, especially the gift of your boyfriend's jewels! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Many Happy Returns — Chapter 45
by Iella
Rated PG It's often difficult to understand the great value of what you have until you've lost it ... or nearly so. The long-awaited next chapter in this long-running choice tale! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Shakedown Cruise
by Kidan
Rated PG Accompanying Aunt Mara on a cruise to break in her new Farmboy-built ship is never what you expect — it's a jewel of a ship, and it performs like a Skywalker-built ship should! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion: Ch 22 — Sannah
by Kidan
Rated PG Loss often is motivation for change ... but what happens when the change in you is the result of a loss that you hadn't known was happening? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Japor
Chapter 7
by Kidan
Rated PG (death) Ben seems to be an optimist, maybe because of his burgeoning love for Jysella Horn. And he doesn't want to lose this jewel to the person who'd murdered her parents and brother. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jewel Fruit Salad
by Gillian F. Taylor, SuSu
The scruffy looking farmer isn't who he appears to be, and what is he doing with all that brightly colored fruit? fruit, citrus juice, liqueur Recipes: Snacks & Sweets, Hut Cuisine

Whether a jewel in the rough or in a salad, and whether to have loved and lost, or to love and fear loss, these are themes that the GFFA plus our own thoughts and lives brew into our wonderful 'hut offerings. Sigh and enjoy!



September 7, 2008
A tidbit of information for those weathering hurricane season in the American southeast: all hurricanes are born in the African Sahara. So the next time you wonder what the growth of the Sahara Desert has to do with you or anyone you know or care about ... well, now you know. The more windstorms in the Sahara, the more potential hurricanes and tropical storms. Which kind of goes to show that chaos theory really does kind of work (you remember, the butterfly flapping its wings in Beijing thing ... did that cause the olympics??)

The Hut's proof that humans enjoy this; they LIKE that small things have rippling effects, whether effecting things through distance or time, and sometimes both.

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Teetering
by Kidan
Rated PG The balance of life depends on little things, like that teetering moment between life and death, or that hand offered to pull you back from the precipice. Is that hand real? Does it really matter? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Wait
by Kidan
Rated PG It's best to wait, even if you desperately want a kiss. It's just a little thing to wait, no? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Vengeance or Virtue
by Kidan
Rated PG Who is Raaba? Her full name is Raabakyysh, if that tiny bit of information helps? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion:
Ch 18 — Sannah
Ch 19 — Jysella
Ch 20 — Ben
Ch 21 — Valin
by Kidan
Rated PG Often, remembering or not remembering something is of no real consequence, and the tale can be told without exact details. Though there is the situation of what if that is the story? The little things certainly do make a juice tale-in-progress! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Japor
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
by Kidan
Rated PG (death) The little details fed to you as the Horn's home burns down ... will they be significant? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Nero di Seppia
by SuSu, Wraith6, Sakim
Tiny bits of squid ink must be sought while evicerating the water-hungry creatures — so why does Anakin Skywalker like seppia so much? His wife wants to know, but not about the evicerations! Included: separate instructions for how to clean squid and get the ink out. uncleaned squid, olic oil, garlic, parsley, tomato paste, white wine, salt, pepper, spaghetti
Squid: Cleaning, and Collecting Ink
Recipes: Seafood | Pasta, Hut Cuisine
Japanese SW Novel Covers: OT
Rated G Japanese audiences experienced different cover art. It may seem like a small detail, but you can simply wonder why they chose differently from the US and European publishers. A good, nostalgic romp through "Original Trilogy" covers! GFFA Art — Art & Stuff

See what we mean? Those little ripples and currents — whether through the Force or something more common — it makes for good eats and good reads and good fun for us lucky imbibers. (Special thanks to Kidan for being so very prolific, yay!!)



August 15, 2008
Ah, if not for mystery, would there be storytelling? Or even depictions in paint and ink, if not for our imaginations? Posting stuff on the 'Hut answer some of the mysterious questions, and opens yet others. Sometimes the characters in our heads look like the characters on the screen, other times they behave in ways they were never described. (Though we do admit to a certain deliciousness when we see "in the flesh" what had only been previously stuck in our brains, like the X-Wing icon for this posting!) Click click click on the tales, and art, and essays, and many other things and be intrigued and inspired!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
The Mystery of It All
by Kidan
Rated PG Sexiness is in the eye of the beholder, as well as in the mind ... for Anakin Solo, what the eye sees is sometimes less, rather than more, and that's often richer than no mystery at all! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Legacy of the Skywalkers: Redemption Chapter One
by Shadow Chaser
Rated PG SPOILER: For those of you who didn't like the ending of "Legacy of the Force: Invincible," never fear — the world of AU will redeem us! The first chapter in Shadow Chaser's new series! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Grin
by Kidan
Rated PG You know those people who get tattoos in languages they don't read? How do you know what it really says? Though that's not necessarily a bad thing! A fun mystery that you can resolve for yourself. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
An Old Boy
by Diana
Rated PG Mysteries in life happen because life moves in circles and cycles. What's old can become new. When you meet someone for the first time, is it really the first time? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
A Fine Kettle of Red Herrings
by Diana DeRiggs, MaceVindaloo
Rated PG So HP and the Half-Blood Prince will be delayed and released later ... so we get to contemplate the plates of red herrings we were served in the HP world, and how will they now be manifested in the movies?? Essays — Stories & Things
Chez Lahlou
by Gillian F. Taylor
A French restaurant in Yorkshire is a very good thing (and unlike MPWhite's places, the proprietors are very very nice!). A great place for a gathering of friends and family! Sheffield, South Yorkshire, UK Noshery Reviews, Hut Cuisine
Buena Vista
by MaceVindaloo, SuSu, LawrenceEugene
This bar has food and a full stock, but you want to come here ona cold, blustery morning for an authentic and delicious Irish Coffee — it's where the brew was introduced in the USA. San Francisco, CA Noshery Reviews, Hut Cuisine
Bolognese is So Worth It!
by SuSu, Wraith6
A meat stew "married" to pasta. Beef, Mirepoix, Tomato Paste, Wine, Water, Pasta, Parmesan Hut Cuisine: Recipes: Pasta | Sauces
The Home I Should Have Had
by Gillian F. Taylor and Astronut
Rated G Life can deal a blow that end up being more poignant and significant. The death of Wedge's parents inspires a ship's colors, and that ship makes a trip across waters to a new home. GFFA Art — Art & Stuff

Mysteries or blatant fact, the 'hut is the place to enjoy our interpretations of our fandom. And by the way, if anyone watches the new Clone Wars movie, we want reviews!!


July 20, 2008
We thought the photo of this actress we're using for this week's icon looked like what we could expect Princess Isplourrdacartha Estillo of Eiattu VI to look like when her blood was moderately fired up. Love the hair — or is it a crown? Or maybe this isn't Plourr Ilo. Or maybe it's a rancor or something ... whatever! You know you want to click on it, and click on the many fun links we have. Yeah, we're sorry that life gets in the way and we don't post as often ... but you do get more, and quality is as quality does! It's all good, even if Isplourrdacartha is hollering for you ... or maybe it's for Ninny? Be sure to check over your Rogue Squadron comics again to refresh your memory on the identity of Ninny! Or just keep reading till your gray matter catches up! And while you're reminiscing, remember to send in your tales and naughtiness in — we just love that sh**!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Star Wars: Lusankya — Letters
by Shadow Chaser
Rated PG Tycho is alive, freshly escaped from the bad ship Lusankya. And it's good to know who your friends are.
NB: A standalone related or not to the story below:
GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
X-Wing: Lusankya: Chapter 16
by Shadow Chaser
Rated R Somehow, he managed to make it home, but Tycho finds that home is not necessarily welcoming him with and open heart. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The CorSex Chronicles: Luke & Wedge
by Banshee
Rated NC-17 / Slash There are tempting uses of the Force which Master Yoda would have frowned on, maybe? From new contributor, Banshee! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion: Chapter 17 — Valin
by Kidan
Rated PG Valin not only has a lot to learn about women, but when to fight and how to deliver news. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Tacorias of the Bay Area: Mijita, Joe's Taco Lounge, Papalote
by MaceVindaloo, Diasala, Lizard, SuSu
While in a foodie town which can lay claim to the invention of MexAmerican fare, a search for fish tacos in three very different venues. San Francisco, CA and environs Noshery Reviews, Hut Cuisine
Boeing Boeing
by Diana, SuSu, MaceVindaloo
Broadway farce, based on a French comedy. Once upon a time, airlines ran on-time according to a schedule, and it was possible for a man to be engaged to three women without worry. Ha! Stories & Things: Reviews
This is fun and funky, be sure to let your favorite authors know (no matter the content — fanfic, recipes, reviews, etc. — that they need to keep writing! (And go ahead and yell at the admin droid to remind her to post, darn it!)


June 29, 2008
Time is a funny and very different substance from what we'd like to think it is ... It's the matrix upon which we all must ride, and we have to follow its rules: one way only, and it's constant. We can only perceive that it stretches or shrinks, but that has to do with our wishful thinking and imperfect brains. It also heals wounds and makes us forget stuff, whether good or bad (unless you're Winter Reltac, of course). And no matter what loopholes you find in time, you'll find yourself discovering that time is like the laws of thermodynamics: you can't win, you can't break even, and time will always be time.

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Remembrances of the Past
by Kidan
Rated PG Even if you think you beat the past, can you really go back in time, AND forward, too? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Weak
by Kidan
Rated PG For one man, the time had come ... and what could it cost to be weak in his presence? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion: Chapter 16 — Ben
by Kidan
Rated PG Ben is told that whether he uses the Force or not, the time has come to meet his destiny. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Japanese SW Novel Covers: EU Cover art for Expanded Universe novels. Time and time again, the novel covers from Japan are more illustrative than the US covers; very appropriate that " SW Celebration" is held this year in Japan, land of Amidala's couture! Art & Stuff
Wagamama
by SuSu, Diana, MaceVindaloo, Diasala, Iszy, Lizard, Gornpod, WalrusPengie, Papasan
Japanese fusion London, UK; Boston, MA
There is a place for fusion cuisine, but is there a time?
Noshery Reviews — Hut Cuisine
Cucumber Sandwiches
by Susu
Not-quite traditional sandwiches for a high tea or cocktail party. Once upon a time, a proud princess-to-be would not admit that these delicious, easy-to-make finger sandwiches were her contribution to a potluck party. Breads & Sandwiches: Recipes — Hut Cuisine
Let us know if the descriptions are more like the descriptions of old ... thanks for letting us know that the new gridded format makes finding and clicking on features easier for you! Email the Admin 'Droid with more suggestions and comments. You know that EV9D9 will make the time to torture some little piggies, at least ...

June 15, 2008
Deep in it's evil, jaded heart, the 'Hut is a raucous, dirty, confusing place to learn and grow, and we like it like that! Even if growing up means we have more responsibilities in life, returning to a first love is satisfying, if not bittersweet at times ... to get stories and reviews and other content to you more regularly, let's try listing them differently:

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION or LOCATION CATEGORY
On Duty
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated R/Slash The ultimate cost of friendship ... and love. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Legacy of the Force: Invincible
by Shadow Chaser
SPOILER alert! Legacy of the Skywalkers, all around. Book Reviews — Stories & Things
Becoming An Adult
by Kidan
Rated PG Being grown up means too much information ... and maybe how to handle it. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Corsex Chronicles: Bror Jace
by Diana
Rated NC-17/Slash Challenge featuring 500-word scenes from the notorious sex club GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Acceptance
by Kidan
Rated PG Sacrifices must be thought through. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Molé Poblano
by SuSu
Sauce The Wraiths have a sauce all their own. Recipes — Hut Cuisine
Jing Fong
by Susu, MaceVindaloo, Diana
Dim Sum Chinatown, NYC Noshery Reviews — Hut Cuisine
Golden Unicorn
by Susu, MaceVindaloo, Diana, CandiGrrl, RocketScientist
Dim Sum Chinatown, NYC Noshery Reviews — Hut Cuisine
Hope this format works for you? And hopefully, we can add things more frequently, even though we're growing up, growing away, making decisions. We still love the 'hut! Let us know your thoughts: email the Admin 'Droid!

May 18, 2008
Admit it, hearing the rhythmic "dun ... datuhduntun ... dun ... datuhduntun ..." reminds you of Han Solo, playing an earthling archeologist. And we're so looking forward to the upcoming, long awaited Indy4! We also enjoyed reading "Invincible," featuring the "Sword of the Jedi." But it's not all about the Solos or their earthly counterparts. We're still in love with our pilots! How much in love? To old age and death and beyond, duh! Gillian F. Taylor writes suprising — and peaceful — death for our favorite commanding pilot called, Once, He Danced. It's what we'd wish for anyone we loved, and it's a classic Rated PG. In contrast, the Hut is challenged by a WAAS-generated CorSex dare — Annallisa smacks us with her Rated NC-17 gauntlet with her opening salvo, The CorSex Chronicles: Tycho. And remember the original pilot, the guy who didn't get the original girl (Han did instead, of course!). But he did get no less of a high-maintenance girl in Mara Jade, and she comes with a high price. Why does he do it? Because, is all, says Kidan ... it's simply Where You Belong, and it's a classic Rated PG in Stories & Things, all quality "GFFA Fanfic"! But we do get back to Han Solo / Indiana Jones; they're the same guy, after all. They both might be found in a big-city cantina called Hallo Berlin, which is named for one city and located in another. It's a "Noshery Report" in Hut Cuisine, without the goosestepping, other than in your imagination, of course. And if you remember the zeppelin ride, you can imagine the "elegance of travel," and how one can get tossed out for having "No ticket!" Best to make sure you have your ticket, but is this scene New or Old? GFFA or Indy-time? It's a very classic scene, in a variety of worlds. And while you are figuring out where and when, see you at the theater this Wednesday!

April 28, 2008
You know the saying: you can pick your friends, but not your family? Or, that friends are the family we can choose?. It's true, especially when you wish someone wasn't your family. Iella writes brilliant tales of the Solo boys. This one begs, Die, Jacen Solo, Die! In her world, he does, in a variety of creative and satisfying ways! This time, The Family Tree is not about a murder, not really. You'll enjoy it, just like you'll enjoy Kidan's alternative universe tales along the same topic lines. This one is like a romantic dance, and has the requisite romantic title: A Final Kiss might make you wonder about the decisions we make out of love. Even if you don't really know why you do things, it's then a requirement to follow your gut. Even outside the good ship Jade's Scion, the Force affects Kidan's young Jedi: Sannah and Jysella both find the Force talking to them in ways familiar and confusing. Featured in "GFFA Fanfic," within Stories & Things, they're the latest Rated PG additions to our library of good reading. Of course, you know that at the 'Hut, we also enjoy good reading, and Hut Cuisine showcases "Recipes" paired with stories, as well as "Noshery Reviews" for those of us who prefer to go out now and again. That doesn't mean we're always flush with cash, of course. A great Italian-style sandwich — either hot or cold — can be had at the inaccurately named Park Italian Gourmet. The shop is just about a hole-in-the-wall, so take your lunch in nice weather to the pocket or city parks for a picnic. Of course, you can also get quality fare in venues without a brick-and-mortar location. Don't let silly names like Kwik Meal & Kwik Gourmet or Mister Softee deter you from trying them out. In fact, with the weather getting nicer up around here, the lines around the street carts can get longer. And sometimes, the weather changes suddenly, a hallmark of spring-time. Get something warming in you then, or at least make it for others you care for. Booster can enjoy the effects of Corellirish Coffee, even if he can no longer imbibe. This version is actually based on a recipe served at a pub in San Francisco — we'll be sure to write more travelogues. What better way to remember trips with friends who are family? Stay tuned!

April 13, 2008
We're really really late for Valentine's Day! And Easter ... and ... But really, the Hut is full of love and hope stories — which we hope have inspired your love lives — as well as the "other end" of love. Relationships with others always leave a mark. We're not talking when love simply fades; in a sense, it never goes away, but it warps and mutates. Perhaps that was the point with the Force: when you have love, you also have hate. Kidan delves into the depth of hate following love in The Gallows which also investigates some masked aspects of the Force, too. In Jade's Scion, Valin discovers that manipulating the Force doesn't always end up as you'd expect. Then again, the Horns have hardly proven to be smooth operators when it comes to matters of love or hate. In contrast, some people just have to be accepting of themselves, and their heart's desires will come to them. Perhaps this couple is unexpected, but they'd been alluded to in their canon depictions, but maybe a Rated R with spice is more "real" for some of us? Diana may know a thing or two about how love is manifested only if you Set Her Free, based on the Harry Poetter universe — a way to keep the story throbbing and alive! Iella's ongoing Many Happy Returns is still fresh, almost visceral! And viscera ia always important in wondrous tales of classic-style skirmishes and lightsabre battles!!! So we know you'll love Iella's next two chapters: Chapter 43 and Chapter 44. You'll still be on the edge of your seat, maybe even lightly cursing that the 'Hut has not posted these sooner! Yeah well ... nothing to say about that except we'd suffered many crises in resources — time, talent, treasure. We've had our embarassment of riches in the past, and are still blessed with angry and disappointed fans who wonder WTF ...? We're sorry. Thus all the yummy stories, and we hope to continue to post and inspire. Other inspirations include excellent food and challenging food — sometimes they can be the same things. Chris Cosentino's Incanto is a bit of an enigma. It's old-fashioned use-of-all-parts-of-the-animal-and-plant style of fare. But given that this is America, it's scary to encounter a pile o' chopped heart and veggies! Yes, adventure is more than just imagination, and romance is more than a steak. And if you think the 'Hut looks different ... we are trying a few new things to make posting less of an endurance thing (as it can sometimes be, as pleasurable as the efforts are at other times). Thank you for hanging with us, and please continue to contact us — it keeps us going on and happy to do what we do! (Serious!)

February 10, 2008
Let's face it, when we didn't know who Vader really was — really knew him — we did like his evil self better. There's something about those zany Sith. They'd be so cool if it wasn't for who they were! Especially if they are Skywalker Sith, eh? Iella's great series, Die, Jacen Solo, Die!, summarizes our not-so-secret wishes. The second in her series, Size Matters Not is kind of the ultimate humiliation for Jacen ... though get your minds out of the gutter! It's not like that, this is Rated PG! We're sure that Kidan's tale of The Idiot has the sentiment we'd likely feel, though it's different from what you'd think. Or perhaps you'd rather investigate The Upside to Anger, since we're all used to Jacen being ... is disappointing the right word? These "GFFA Fanfic" in Stories & Things are Rated PG but you all know by now, that doesn't mean they aren't intense and good ... like your favorite sandwich that you can't eat anymore because they remind you of too much you've lost. Ben Skywalker's Mama's Open-faced Creamy Comforting Sandwich is the focus he needs to get through his mother's murder. Comfort food, listed in Hut Cuisine, is often really good therapy for anger and/or sorrow. Of course, we all know who that murderer is, and wouldn't you like to put the guy in a painful half-nelson?? To our surprise, R2D2 has feelings like that about someone we'd think of as his friend. It turns out that being told to Let the Wookiee Win has rankled at him for years. But we know the R2 is a better sentient than any Skywalker — he didn't go Sith. And you know what they say: Once you go Sith, you're sour as pith. Um ... whatever that means ...

January 22, 2008
There are times when you feel that life would be better if only the person nagging at you would die ... but killing a man (or woman) is not a simple thing. So you have to learn to live with that annoyance. Die, Jacen Solo, Die! is likely what one might shriek, because a good Sith shouldn't be that easy to expire. But the truth is, they do tend to be disappointingly easy to knock off, given the right time, place, and antagonist. Iella's first story from her series asks, What's In A Name? and it's kind of satisfying in the same way that a bug crunches underfoot when you step on it ...! In a Rated PG sort of way of course! Or maybe we have that wrong ... maybe it's more like sexual release? Ask Tahiri, who finds herself imprisoned in a Brave New World, which has been erotic up to now, but now Part 3 is solidly swimming desperately in Rated NC-17 — it's hot, it's kinky, and it's way good reading! It helps to "come as you are" sometimes, eh? And not to fight the Force either, like the man who could be known as Jade's Scion. It may remind you of Cade, but it's Kidan's Ben (Chapter 12). Because he's a Skywalker, bet he'll resist his destiny! Enjoy all of these "GFFA Fanfic" listed in Stories & Things. Though we should be grateful that his mother did not resist hers, and let her desire to take care of her favorite FarmBoy, though her way, of course. Twisted-up Meat, Potatoes, and Two Veg is more her style, and it's an effective cure-all for her favorite straight-arrow! It's a "Set Piece" (or collection of recipes) in Hut Cuisine. A bit more demanding but equally healthy and hale is peasanty foods found all around the Mediterannean Sea, samples of which can be found cheaply and well at Bread & Olive — read the "Noshery Review." This and others are also in Hut Cuisine, and you won't have to kill anyone to get a good meal!

January 6, 2008
With the release of Fury some of us find Jacen more intriguing, though not more likeable. Iella used the semi-poetic "drabble" form to crystallize the repulsive (yet sexy?) essence of Caedus. She refers to it as abuse, which is intriguing ... read Drabbles: Jacen, Tahiri and ponder the wrinkles in the suddenly-more-interesting storyline. Thrawn McEwok's Brave New World is a tale of abuse as well, for the same pair. Though it's almost erotically sensual and rather consentual, even if another person is involved, too. Remember that this tale runs from ratings of R to NC-17, with this one still in the Rated R region, skirting and skidding on the ratings slope, which means Part 2 is juicy and strong ... and inspired Diana to quickly scribble on a napkin an early scene. What do you see? Should you see it at all? The drawing is Rated R+, so check your ID before seeing if It's Only A Nightmare, which is classified as "GFFA Art" and is stored in Art & Stuff, while Iella and Thrawn McEwok's tales are "GFFA Fanfic" in Stories & Things. Kidan's Jade's Scion is also likewise "GFFA Fanfic" and some questions which came up in past chapters are being addressed, particularly the issue of Jysella (Chapter 11). It's Rated PG, and you might like the screaming! Wedge Antilles does occasionally feel like screaming, but has to keep it inside. Count on his best friend and his daughters to know how to make him feel better, and to get a great dessert out of it featuring Rogue Squadron colors! Gillian F. Taylor delivers a recipe for Jaffa Cake Tart, complete with a therapeutic shortcut (though it has nothing to do with pelting the BB-like candy at anyone, more's the pity!). And sometimes, you just want to have a great meal, whatever the reason — whether you're celebrating the New Year, or simply surviving the arduous previous year. You don't want to beat anything up, you just want the food and service and drinks to be perfect. There are places like that, sometimes hidden, but still too busy! We're talking about Blue Ribbon Sushi & Grill a fusion concept that really really works, really! These "Recipes" and "Noshery Reviews" are a fun mainstay of the 'Hut, and if you love (or hate) anything, you tell us — like Iella did about her questionable fondness for Jacen Solo!


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