Technicolor Hummer PlazaQueen We were driving along minding our own business when we saw a Humvee dealership with the latest model featured up front, right by the road. Normally, we don't pay attention to such folderal, but we noticed something odd ... the paint color changed as we got closer and farther from the car! Having just seen "Joseph and His Technicolor Dreamcoat," this filk came forth almost painlessly ... Jacob Joseph's mother, she was quite my favorite wife I never really loved another all my life And Joseph was my joy because He reminded me of her Narrator Through young Joseph, Jacob lived his youth again Loved him, praised him, gave him all he could, but then It made the rest feel second best And even if they were Brothers Being told we're also-rans Does not make us Joseph fans Narrator But where they had really missed the boat is Brothers We're great guys but no-one seems to notice Narrator Joseph's charm and winning smile Failed to slay them in the aisle And his father couldn't see the danger He could not imagine any danger He just saw in Joseph all his dreams come true Jacob wanted to show the world he loved his son To make it clear that Joseph was the special one So Jacob bought his son a car A multi-colored car to drive Brothers & Female Ensemble Joseph's car was elegant The paint was fine The tasteful style was the Ultimate in good design And this is why it caught the eye A king would stop and stare Narrator And when Joseph turned it on He knew his boring days were gone Narrator, Female Ensemble & Children Such a dazzling car of many colors How he loved his car of many colors Narrator In a class above the rest It even went well with his vest Such a stunning car of many colors How he loved his car of many colors It was red and yellow and green and Brown and blue Joseph's brothers weren't Too pleased with what they saw Brothers We had never liked him All that much before And now this car Has gone too far We feel life is unfair Narrator, Female Ensemble & Children And when Joseph graced the scene His bothers turned a shade of green His astounding car, it took the biscuit Brothers Quite the smoothest hummer in the district Joseph & Female Ensemble I look handsome, I look smart I own a driving work of art Such a dazzling car of many colors How I love my car of many colors Narrator, Joseph, Ensemble & Children It was red and yellow and green and brown And scarlet and black and ocher and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And red and yellow and green and brown Scarlet and black and ocher and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And blue ... Disclaimer: All content is made up, and no profit or lucre is expected, solicited, advocated or paid. This is all just for fun. Any comments, please email the author or WOOKIEEhut directly. Flames will be ignored. Characters and situations are based on those which are the property of LucasFilms Ltd., Bantam Publishing, Random House, and their respective original owners and developers. The rest is this story's author's own fault. This story may not be posted anywhere without the author's knowledge, consent, and permission. This story is presented by Wookieehut.com.