Iella
Scribbles by Diana
[Based on "Jonathan Jo"]
Teneniel Djo
(A warning kind of poem written by Luke after a visit to Dathomir)
Teneniel Djo
Has a mouth like a bow.
She looks cute but she's full of surprises;
She's after a man,
So take care where you land,
'Coz she'll get you, whatever your size is.
[Based on "Happiness"]
Satisfaction
(A happy kind of poem about Jag on the occasion of a date with Jaina.)
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Jag had Thigh High Nerf Hide Boots on; Jag gave his Dark Hair A Hasty Pat; Jag had sleek Black Skin Tight Pants on — And that (Said Jag) Is That. |
[Based on "Brownie"]
Blondie
(A confessional kind of poem by Anakin)
In a corner of my bedroom is a great big curtain,
If mum knew who's behind it I'd be in the poo;
I think she's gone to bed, but I'm not quite certain.
(Tahiri isn't certain, too.)
[Based on Pooh's "Tiddely Pom" hum from Chapter 1 of The House at Pooh Corner.]
Boom
(A lamenting, vengeful kind of hum made by R2D2 while putting up with C3PO when they were waiting for Luke and Han to return on Hoth)
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The more it snows, The more he goes, The more he goes, On moaning. Little does he know, How close he grows, How close he grows, To exploding. |
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[Based on "Spring Morning"]
Hoth Morning
(A fatalistic kind of poem by Hobbie}
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Where am I going? I don't quite know. Down to the ice with my shields aglow — My rudder ain't working, and my drive's just blown — Anywhere, anywhere. I don't know. |
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